(Quoting from Majora's Mask Abridged Episode 2 by Adamwestslapdog)
LINK: What the? Who the Hell are you?
HAPPY MASK SALESMAN: Oh? Me? I'm the Happy Mask Salesman. I sell "Happy Masks." Also "EVIL MASKS": Masks from the very darkest depths of HELL! The kind of masks who would enslave humanity and demand massive blood sacrifices and then watch "Bambi" and laugh at the bit where his mom dies! But other than that, they're mostly happy.
Well, not exactly, because then the craft would be about 25 centimeters high. I like smaller craft, so it's slightly higher then the Zelda craft. I have no idea how big link is though... Never built him :$